"But Why?" // The Existentialist Heavyweight Hoodie
"The ultimate companion for your deepest thoughts and coziest days."
Sometimes the mountain is too high, and the question is too big. Inspired by the absurdity of life and the beauty of wondering, The Existentialist hoodie features our signature painterly penguin facing the vast unknown. Designed for those who appreciate a touch of philosophical humor while staying wrapped in premium comfort. It’s not just a hoodie; it’s a mood.
The Aesthetic
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Textured Artistry: A high-definition print of the original painterly illustration, preserving every brushstroke and atmospheric blue hue.
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Minimalist Humor: The iconic "BUT WHY?" text adds a relatable, witty edge to the serene and majestic mountain landscape.
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Pondering Vibe: Perfectly matches the "lo-fi study beats" and "rainy day" aesthetic of the LumiFyp universe.
The Craft
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Heavyweight Comfort: Crafted with a thick, premium cotton-poly blend for that essential "weighted" feel and maximum warmth.
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Double-Lined Sanctuary: Features a plush, double-lined hood and a spacious kangaroo pocket for your hands (and your existential dread).
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Built to Last: High-density printing ensures the textured mountains and the penguin’s curiosity stay vivid through every wash.
Technical Specs
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Material: 50% Soft Cotton, 50% Durable Polyester (Heavyweight fabric).
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Fit: Unisex Classic Fit (True-to-size; go one size up for an oversized streetwear look).
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Details: Front pouch pocket, matching drawstrings, and 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs.
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Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Ask "But why?" while waiting for the dryer.
LumiFyp Heritage Collection // Stay cozy. Stay curious. 🐧🏔️❓
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lumifyp
- Email: contact@support.lumifyp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"But Why?" // The Existentialist Heavyweight Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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